Mind Fuck

Sometimes I can’t tell if Master loves me or hates me. Yesterday we got home late due to a meeting we had to attend, and discovered we had a problem. Master had locked the house up tight, but our house keys were still at his office. So, he went around back to see if anything was open and eventually came through the front door.  “You didn’t lock your window” he said. By my window he means the one directly over my bed on the floor. He wasn’t mad though because it did allow us to get into the house without an extra trip to his office.

There was still a problem for me, though. He got leaves and dirt all in my bed. Yuck! I tried to brush most of it away, but when it came time to lay down I could still feel it and it just icked me out. I will need to wash my sheets tonight. So I told him I needed to sleep in his bed. He let me, but started making fun of me for being afraid of a little dirt. Finally I said, “I think you should lay down with your naked body in that bed then and see how it feels.”

Well, he took me up on that. He brushed even more dirt out of the way and didn’t seemed bothered at all. In fact he said my bed was very comfortable and he didn’t want to get out. Then things got *really* weird.  About once a year he has to do this to me. I think it’s the worst kind of sadism there is!

Master pretended to be my slave, and wouldn’t give it up. He asked me if I was going to chain him up. I told him no, so he put the chain around his own neck. After a while he locked it. Then he started snuggling with my animals and pretending to play with himself. Actually, he was pretending to be me playing with myself. I don’t think I make the noises exactly the same way he did them, though… I have to say it was pretty funny, but also extremely disconcerting!

Also, he had told me earlier that I *could* play with myself so I attempted to achieve this with my extremely exciting hitatchi. However he kept pulling on the cord and trying to tickle me, so I didn’t get very far with it.  He also continually stuck his tongue out at me and at one point told me I was a mean Mommy! Finally, since I didn’t have any luck in ordering him to get out of my bed and into his I told him that if he wanted to be a slave boy I was going to spank him. He said, and I quote, “I’d like to see you try.” Hmm. Apparently the role play only goes so far.

Ultimately I settled for taking a picture. I’d post it here, but he says I will get ten swats for every person I show it to.  I am afraid this blog has too many readers to make that deal worth it (even if it’s not that many compared to some).  You’ll just have to wonder! But, he does look pretty cute with the chain around his neck snuggling with my stuffed animals.

He did eventually unchain himself and get into his bed. I was releived, to say the least. That’s the kind of mind fuck that really sticks with a person. He makes a good brat though, I hope someday someone braver than me will try that spanking thing…